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Tue 18Nov
2025

Urzila Carlson: You Don't Say - EARLY SHOW (16+)The Glee Club Cardiff

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Multi-award-winning South African-New Zealander Urzila Carlson is one of Australian and New Zealand's biggest comedy stars, and she's bringing her trademark cheeky wit back to UK stages in 2025 with the ''You Don't Say'' Tour.
"You Don't Say" is a show born out of sarcasm and storytelling from the mind of a woman who might be slightly out of her mind!

Advance price

  • £20.50 Show Entry
  • £20.50 Wheelchair Show Entry
  • + £2.50 booking fee per ticket

Times

  • Doors open 6:00 PM
  • Last entry 6:30 PM

More info

  • Seating type Allocated
  • Food available Yes
  • Minimum age 16+
Tue 18Nov
2025

Urzila Carlson: You Don't Say - LATE SHOW (16+)The Glee Club Cardiff

Multi-award-winning South African-New Zealander Urzila Carlson is one of Australian and New Zealand's biggest comedy stars, and she's bringing her trademark cheeky wit back to UK stages in 2025 with the ''You Don't Say'' Tour.
"You Don't Say" is a show born out of sarcasm and storytelling from the mind of a woman who might be slightly out of her mind!

Advance price

  • £20.50 Show Entry
  • £20.50 Wheelchair Show Entry
  • + £2.50 booking fee per ticket

Times

  • Doors open 9:00 PM
  • Last entry 9:30 PM

More info

  • Seating type Allocated
  • Food available Yes
  • Minimum age 16+

You Don’t Say – Tour 2025

Multi-award-winning South African-New Zealander Urzila Carlson is one of Australian and New Zealand’s biggest comedy stars, and she’s bringing her trademark cheeky wit back to UK stages in 2025 with the ”You Don’t Say” Tour.
“You Don’t Say” is a show born out of sarcasm and storytelling from the mind of a woman who might be slightly out of her mind!

 

About Urzila…

Earlier this year, Urzila was cast in the Netflix and Happy Madison’s rom-com Kinda Pregnant, in an ensemble cast alongside Amy Schumer, Alex Moffat, Damon Wayans Junior and Will Forte scheduled for release in 2025. After filming the movie in New York, Urzila
travelled to Los Angeles to perform her first-ever show in the USA at the Netflix Is A Joke Festival, selling out the iconic Masonic Lodge at Hollywood Forever Cemetery.
An undeniable tour de force of the comedy world, Urzila hasn’t stopped since first taking to the comedy stage in 2008. In 2025, Urzila will be doing her first national tour of the USA and her biggest tour of the United Kingdom.

You may have seen her NETFLIX hour-long comedy special Overqualified Loser (released in 190 countries) and Comedians of the World. She was the 2019 Melbourne International Comedy Festival’s People’s Choice award-winner for the People’s Choice Award for most tickets sold across the festival (30,000 to be exact!) and has been a member of the dynamic panel of The Masked Singer Australia on Network Ten for the past two seasons. Urzila is also a much-loved staple on Ten’s smash-hit panel show, Have You Been Paying Attention? in Australia and NZ, where she also appeared on a season of Taskmaster NZ, as well as 7 Days.

Urzila has earned an impressive array of awards over the past few years including the 2019 Rielly Comedy Award by the Variety Artists Club of NZ, Best Female Comedian at the New Zealand Comedy Guild Awards (no less than six times); New Zealand International Comedy Festival’s coveted People’s Choice Award (2014 & 2015); Sydney Comedy Festival’s Director’s Choice Award (2017); and was a nominee for the Helpmann Award for Best Comedy Performer in 2018. Furthermore, Urzila was the 2019 Australasian Ambassador of South African Tourism for both Australia and New Zealand.

Urzila has also found time to release her premiere podcast That’s Enough Already! that has shot to the top of the Comedy charts in Australia and New Zealand.

“Effortlessly likeable... stream of belly-laughs.”

The Age

‘Carlson's a master of the form. Audiences across New Zealand have known it for years and turned out in droves in recognition of that. Now, it's the world's turn.'

The SpinOff (NZ)

'Standout performance… side-splitting.'

Rip it Up

“Carlson is a gifted and accomplished comedian - an absolute must-see.”

Appetite for the Arts

“Belly laughs and guffaws aplenty.” ★★★★★

The Music