Simon Clayton at The Glee Nottingham

North Londoner Simon Clayton’s subject matter is simple – it involves being fat, mixed race, married, balding because that is what he is, and anything else that currently makes him laugh. Although not necessarily in that order.

A popular performer up and down the country, lads bible Loaded once famously described him as ”like a bottle of HP sauce – fat, brown and fruity!”

Simon’s former head of sixth form at Southgate School, Mr Massey wrote of him: ”Simon’s natural brightness often leads to disruptive high jinks during registration”.